World of Warcraft: Blood Elf History

World of Warcraft is confusing. But luckily they have written a history of the new races.

Full history can be found here.

This is the history of the Blood Elves ... shortened!

SO basically, some elves were kicked out of their home, and led by some elf (who DIDN'T work nights like the

rest of the elves) tried to find a new home. But they lost their immunity to death and some went mad.

They moved home until they found a place that reminded them off their home land, Quel'Thalas, kicked out the trolls alreaady living there and using ... stolen water? ... created some big fountain, built their city, and did a reversal of Narnia making it always spring!

Trolls get angry .. "grr" .. and prepare to wipe the elves out. But the elves teach humans some magic and the trolls have the last laugh .. "grr" ..

Second War, and elves decide it's not for them, but after trolls gang up with some orcs, the horde burn down the borders of the elf land and kill a few people. Elves get angry and join up with the war.

Power stones nicked by thieving orcs, war won by alliance, but elves get angry at their allies telling the humans it was their fault for the border damage.

Evil Prince guy from Warcraft 3 came in and caused damage to the elves homeland again. High elf to blame for lowering shields, but good wizard trapped some energy in a human girl.

Once the undead leave, elves get sick *cough* and realise they relied on the power that the scourge stole.

Eire to the throne comes back, gets angry and gathers together the last few elves, renaming them the "blood elves" to remember those who died when the evil Prince Arthas came few sentences ago.

Elves get angry and join Alliance to seek revenge, but human Grand Marshal not so sure and give them difficult tasks to prove themselves. Elves get naga to help, but human guy not like, so put them on death row.

Naga save them at last minute and take them to Outland. Conviently meet big angry demon and stay with him. But one good story teller went back to tell his Kin that the big angry demon make good friend.

Evil elf, who let the shields down earlier, comes back to kill girl and steal power, but elves manage to kick his ass! Anveena (girl with power inside her ... ew) lives in secret with elves where no one knows where she is.

But we do .....

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